When someone says "I know what I'm doing!" Be afraid. The Captain of the Costa Concordia probably said those words to the First Officer just before the ship hit the rocks. In this case, there is not much as stake other than looking like Phyllis Diller  on a bad hair day.

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"Yesterday, I was at a beauty supply store and saw Adore Brand Demi-Permanent ( Read more... )

..... I will never understand why people buy things they don't know how to use.

Seriously, it's one thing to be asking the question BEFORE you buy it, but buying it and having no clue what it's used for is just silly.

So the inevitable apologetic "OMG I am not a racist" post has been made in the gardening community (see previous post). The gold is in the comments. Did you guys know that 'this whole racism thing' has been blown totally out of proportion in America? Well, didja?

She gave my knife chicken cooties. =(

ladygaia87 is a Christian now!

She will never cease to amaze me with her stupidity.

So, what sort of meals exactly can I make in a kitchen?

Edit: Don't forget to bring junk food for your 1.5 daughter!

There's a homeless guy who is camping in my backyard. Also, he might be on drugs. How do I tell him to get out of my way without offending him or putting myself in danger?

La la la, Instead of calling my credit card company, who would ACTUALLY KNOW THE EXACT REASON I'M GETTING A $20 INTEREST CHARGE, I'll just ask a bunch of strangers on teh interwebs!What the fuck is with these people? I have a problem with my bank, so I dial their phone number & ask a fucking 'professional'. I don't ask a bunch of random internet ( Read more... )

Those dry clean only tags are really just an evil plot by the Dry Cleaners Association of America to make more money off my korean food colored coat.

Edit: My bad. My fashionista side didn't know that Kimchi & Blue is a clothing label.

Let me get this straigh. YOU made the phone calls? YOU went over your minutes? But you don't want to pay the phone bill so you ask how to get out of it?"

Bonus comment snark: "Yes, they said I have to let it go past due and call for a payment plan, but I would really rather avoid any kind of payments."